Sloth Mode Oversized Tee

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• Oversized unisex fit — engineered for low-effort, high-comfort living
• Premium 100% cotton — heavyweight, breathable, and worth the wait
• Vibrant print quality — bold enough to be noticed, even at half speed
• Machine wash cold, tumble dry low — minimal effort required, as always