Bearly Functioning Oversized Tee

Mornings? Allergic. Alarms? A personal attack. The Bearly Functioning tee is for everyone who treats 9 AM like a threat and considers getting out of bed a full-day achievement. Wear it proudly. You showed up. Barely, but still.

• Oversized unisex fit — built for maximum horizontal comfort
• Premium 100% cotton — heavyweight, breathable, and softer than your snooze button
• Vibrant print quality — bold enough to be seen, even through half-closed eyes
• Machine wash cold, tumble dry low — because even laundry should require minimal effort